Oh yeah. That. I'm going to hell.
We haven't reached closure. The kindle is our albatross.
Rewind- Aquarian boyfriend gets his virgo girlfriend a kindle in the belated month of scorpio. Virgo doesn't want it. Aquarian reads her blog, is suitably annoyed by the callousness of this cow he's dating. Aquarian cools down, says whatever, do what you want, takes it back, says lets buy you shoes instead.
We live in messy times. Except I fling my own mud and dig my own pits.
So anyway the kindle's in joint custody. Tomorrow, armed with the device, we're going to meet a friend of mine studying for the civil services, taking exams left and right, who wants the kindle to download journals on but needs a regular, non tech opinion.
Friend's a smartie. I hope to dispel his doubts in the first five minutes of the coffee, so that I can spend the next 35 mins being enthralled by a sharp, funny, well read guy.
Of course, if you tell an Aquarian that, you can't expect to get anything but a, 'Sounds lovely. Why don't you get it on with him?'
'Maybe I will'.
'Maybe you should'.
'You shut up'.
Thus falleth another crumb off the relationship cookie.
Thus also endeth the first post of yours truly typed siting in a car, listening to real estate ads on radio, waiting for kindle-givers to move their ass so some of us can pee.
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