Tuesday, November 01, 2011

I hate you like I loved you

Good thing first: Man, this (new) Google reader really knows how to massage your ego!

Since February 22, 2007 you have read a total of 80,339 items.

80,339 items. Yea, right! I wish. Tentative titles of next two blogposts: The Concept of Skimming and The Power of Scrolling.

From your 166 subscriptions, over the last 30 days you read 2,372 items, clicked 31 items, starred 0 items, and emailed 11 items.

Wonder what that says about me.

Bad, bad thing: What the hell is wrong with them?! Anti social twerps, mad men at Google have disallowed me to see what my friends are sharing! How is one to go on?! This used to be fun. Google, you're a dim bloody spoilsport. You know nothing. You lack imagination. And obviously you don't bloody understand how important it is for me to see the quirky economicky shit one friend shares, the lol cats and bizarro nudes and food pictures another shares, the.. the.. general feeling of connected I get when I know we, my friends and I, see and like and ha ha at the same mostly stupid but not all Hello Kitty stuff. You've rubbed me the wrong way since, since, well not 2007, but whenever you went on that stupid buzz or google plus trip or whatever that was. I'm tired of you also NOT GETTING ME, not understanding my needs and my wants and my poor neglected innermost desires. Right now, I don't want to see your new, improved botoxed face minus the laugh lines I loved. So today, if nothing else comes up, I will break up with you.


The Unbearable Banishment said...

This might force you to become a complete and total original. No more sharing muse for you. Find the spark within!

cathatfished said...

:( ditto me.
if you find anything better, let me know? also, how do i search within my shared items now!! boo.

Anonymous said...

This is about google ..

Nehru Park, 6 Nov in the evening at a music concert. Are you on ?

Nimpipi said...

TUB: But I AM a complete and total original! YOU know that! :D

cat: Death is woe. woe is this fuck all reader!! what to do? shall we move to bloglines or something? Be ostrich till the wrath passes then suck it up? what what what!! :(( if you can't share what will you search for?? damn this integrating with buzz, i tell you!!

Anon: Huh? AM I on is ok, what are YOU on?? For one, you sign in as anon. Surely you'd judge me if i said ok to every stranger requesting a rendezvous, no? Damn. It's just me then who thinks it odd then.

Anonymous said...

well I'll be there...watching. need to get my binoculars back.

Anonymous said...

google screw up, big time

everyone I know is complaining!

a google-reader-free

- k