I've been taking facebook quizes like a woman possessed. The funner results:
My Dream Job is apparently that of a Hobo. Yep. That's what it said: HOBO
Money? Pride? The basic amenities of modern life? Those things are not for you. You'd rather be footloose, fancy free and kinda stinky.
It's a good career, but it won't make you famous.
The other one taken: When Will You Get married:
Result: 11 years
You've got romantic tendencies for sure, but you're not gonna get married till you're absolutely, positively sure you're ready for it. If that means holding off for 10 years or more, you're fine with that.
And then, it said:
Hey, since you've got nothing else to do for a decade or so, why not take some more quizzes? Eh?
Of course, my MOST FAVOURITEST OF ALL QUIZZES, (superlative-rules be damned), was the What's Wrong With You quiz:
Result: too attractive
No, seriously. That is what's wrong with me.
Your extreme level of hotness is distracting and offensive to everyone.
Seriously. You're so hot that it makes your friends vomit out of jealousy and strangers drool out of animal lust. Invest in some burlap sacks before everyone you know turns into drooling, vomity messes. Or maybe just invest in some mops.
And don't forget to thank your mom and dad for making you so gorgeous. They did good.
I'm just going to revel in this for a bit.