Monday, January 19, 2009

How to kill a monday

I've been taking facebook quizes like a woman possessed. The funner results:

My Dream Job is apparently that of a Hobo. Yep. That's what it said: HOBO

Money? Pride? The basic amenities of modern life? Those things are not for you. You'd rather be footloose, fancy free and kinda stinky.
It's a good career, but it won't make you famous.

The other one taken: When Will You Get married:

Result: 11 years

You've got romantic tendencies for sure, but you're not gonna get married till you're absolutely, positively sure you're ready for it. If that means holding off for 10 years or more, you're fine with that.

And then, it said:

Hey, since you've got nothing else to do for a decade or so, why not take some more quizzes? Eh?

Of course, my MOST FAVOURITEST OF ALL QUIZZES, (superlative-rules be damned), was the What's Wrong With You quiz:

And, voila:

Result: too attractive

:DD HA-HA

No, seriously. That is what's wrong with me.

Your extreme level of hotness is distracting and offensive to everyone.

Seriously. You're so hot that it makes your friends vomit out of jealousy and strangers drool out of animal lust. Invest in some burlap sacks before everyone you know turns into drooling, vomity messes. Or maybe just invest in some mops.

And don't forget to thank your mom and dad for making you so gorgeous. They did good.

I'm just going to revel in this for a bit.

9 comments:

alien inside said...

:)

Indyeah said...

Please drop in and pick up something!:)

Cinna the Poet said...

well, u totally killed it for the rest of us, gorgeous! now, where's that darn mop?? :)!

Perakath said...

Uncanny.

manu said...

a quiz that tells you exactly what you wanted to hear?? sounds suspiciously too-good-to-be-true (I damn over adjective-ing as well)! you sure you didn't oversleep and dream this one up? hain? hain? anyways, will keep my vomit bag handy next time we meet... :D

Nimpipi said...

AI: Right back atcha:- :):):):):)

INDY: Please see the something displayed! =)

CINNA: *Blushes* tee-hee brutus ho gaya.. mop i believe.. tee hee..

PER: Thats what i say!

Man U: Didn't rig it, I SWEAR! :D

El said...

but have you taken the which house will you be in? for hogwarts..they ask questions like -

Are you:

a)brave
b)ambitious
c)kind
d)brainy

REAL puzzler that one..

Anonymous said...

According to Mick Jagger, asking the colour of someone's socks reveals a lot about the personality within the person.

Such as, for instance, hygiene levels. More white socks = less hygiene.

So this is what rock stars do when they drive or fly around in their airplanes and buses.

I've never heard of anyone vomiting out of jealousy.

Usually you know they do it out of their mouths.

Usha Pisharody said...

Lol!

Creativity, innovation and sheer-in-your-face-now-tell-us quizzes.. I must say!

I also like the way you throw superlative rules out of the blog window. Good show!

Liked the way you write!

[Got here from Indyeah space :)]

And congrats on the awards:)