Monday, October 19, 2009

My boyfriend and his 4-month old Labrador

Is it sick to be jealous of a dog?

Because this good-looking animal (in pic below waiting with his master at the vet), this enthusiastic, pissing-all-over-the-place creature is eating into my time with this man I chose to date.

Whenever I call him, he’s either playing with him or feeding him or running with him in the driveway. Once he was even rubbing ointment on his ass.

To tell the truth, I find it comforting that the lab is a DOG. If she were a bitch, this would be war.

I talk to myself about this shameful attitude. I am a mature woman. I wouldn’t compete with a dog, would I? He’s not even a dog, he’s a pup for Chrissake! Come on, I’m cute. Do I really then have to snack on dead mice and tickle my throat with blades of grass to elicit a pat on the head?

And then you wonder why I haven’t blogged.




5 comments:

Janaki said...

AAAH completely adorable .. the dog and ur jealousy :)

The Mystic said...

He is cho cute!! :) m sorry gals!! we men love them dogs!! Go ahead and love that doggy!! I got a Lahsa Apso and he is cuddlier than any girl I know1! btw "rubbing ointment" made tea come out of my nose :P

Anonymous said...

oh i totally understand!

Mayonnaise Toss said...

Dog is a mans best friend. Diamonds r a girls. Go get him to buy u some to make up for the lost attention! :D

Anonymous said...

The dog's 4 mth old, you older, wrt to the owner...